Merge pull request 'QUOTES GALORE' (#17) from dev into origin

Reviewed-on: https://codeberg.orgBingus_Violet/Violets-Purgatory#17
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Bingus_Violet 2024-01-26 17:09:04 +00:00
commit 36a64ce085
2 changed files with 40 additions and 2 deletions

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"Also try <a href='https://lunasother.nl'>lunasother.nl</a> :3",
"I'll finally add that commit count thingy... someday...",
"Play Cave Story!",
"Cave Story+ Sucks!"
"Cave Story+ Sucks!",
"Running out of quote ideas",
"Fun fact: The quote at my bottom is <em>actually</em> my discord status :/",
"World's Worst Developer",
"Remember when I used to call myself a 'Game Developer'?",
"Why are arrays and dictionaries in JSON files way more strict than in Javascript?? <br> No like seriously why cant I use quotes instead of quotation marks :/",
"Bored",
"This website is way too empty T^T",
"Did you know there are currently {QUOTE_COUNT} quotes?",
"Seriously need to optimize this site",
"Maybe I should add an image cache instead of using a bunch of image proxies...",
"I'm gonna take down that sxng instance one day!",
"Can't wait to start self hosting this site",
"You had a 1/{QUOTE_COUNT} chance in getting tihs quote. Same with any other quote, I guess",
"It said there was {QUOTE_COUNT} quotes but there was one less when I checked... maybe im just insane...",
"I don't know if i'm gonna keep the blog around or not :/",
"Literally just dumping whatever 2 iq thought comes into my mind into this file for more quotes",
"Maybe I should make a discord server. <br>Maybe I should hook up this quote thing to said Discord server. Idk :3",
"I should really remove the google font :yuu:",
"Is sharing your IP <em>reallyy</em> that bad?",
"The worst git user to exist",
"This idiot has no idea how branches work",
"Having issues? Try reporting an ID-10-T error on the codeberg :D",
"No I don't use Github",
"I'm still sad about that one person who liked one of my repositories on Github but not on codeberg :(",
"I get no attention on codeberg!!",
"My fedi is dead! And so is my youtube I guess! I guess my Github too...",
"I think {QUOTE_COUNT} is enough quotes at this point...",
"I'm really just finding excuses to throw the quote count ({QUOTE_COUNT}) in as many quotes as I can because i had to spend 2 seconds making it :3",
"Please check out <a href='https://yt.violets-purgatory.dev'>Univerter</a>!",
"Please check out <a href='https://codeberg.org/Bingus_Violet/SteamRPC'>SteamRPC</a>! (Linux only)",
"Please check out <a href='https://api.violets-purgatory.dev'>the api for this site</a> :3",
"Please check out the <a href='https://beta.violets-purgatory.dev'>beta</a>!",
"Simpletube? Hah, I hardly remember her... its been a long time hasn't it... Maybe i'll return to it one day soon...",
"Okay I <em>REALLY</em> need an image cache :/"
],
"thumborInstances": [

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@ -279,7 +279,11 @@ function pageUpdate() {
html = html.replace("{THUMBOR}", getThumbor())
html = html.replace("{RANDOM_QUOTE}", randomQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomQuotes.length)])
var quote = randomQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomQuotes.length)]
quote = quote.replace("{QUOTE_COUNT}", randomQuotes.length)
html = html.replace("{RANDOM_QUOTE}", quote)
if (process.env.BRANCH == "dev") {
html = html.replace("{OPPOSITE_URL}", "www")