diff --git a/config.json b/config.json
index 62bcb74..7cbff45 100644
--- a/config.json
+++ b/config.json
@@ -15,7 +15,41 @@
         "Also try <a href='https://lunasother.nl'>lunasother.nl</a> :3",
         "I'll finally add that commit count thingy... someday...",
         "Play Cave Story!",
-        "Cave Story+ Sucks!"
+        "Cave Story+ Sucks!",
+        "Running out of quote ideas",
+        "Fun fact: The quote at my bottom is <em>actually</em> my discord status :/",
+        "World's Worst Developer",
+        "Remember when I used to call myself a 'Game Developer'?",
+        "Why are arrays and dictionaries in JSON files way more strict than in Javascript?? <br> No like seriously why cant I use quotes instead of quotation marks :/",
+        "Bored",
+        "This website is way too empty T^T",
+        "Did you know there are currently {QUOTE_COUNT} quotes?",
+        "Seriously need to optimize this site",
+        "Maybe I should add an image cache instead of using a bunch of image proxies...",
+        "I'm gonna take down that sxng instance one day!",
+        "Can't wait to start self hosting this site",
+        "You had a 1/{QUOTE_COUNT} chance in getting tihs quote. Same with any other quote, I guess",
+        "It said there was {QUOTE_COUNT} quotes but there was one less when I checked... maybe im just insane...",
+        "I don't know if i'm gonna keep the blog around or not :/",
+        "Literally just dumping whatever 2 iq thought comes into my mind into this file for more quotes",
+        "Maybe I should make a discord server. <br>Maybe I should hook up this quote thing to said Discord server. Idk :3",
+        "I should really remove the google font :yuu:",
+        "Is sharing your IP <em>reallyy</em> that bad?",
+        "The worst git user to exist",
+        "This idiot has no idea how branches work",
+        "Having issues? Try reporting an ID-10-T error on the codeberg :D",
+        "No I don't use Github",
+        "I'm still sad about that one person who liked one of my repositories on Github but not on codeberg :(",
+        "I get no attention on codeberg!!",
+        "My fedi is dead! And so is my youtube I guess! I guess my Github too...",
+        "I think {QUOTE_COUNT} is enough quotes at this point...",
+        "I'm really just finding excuses to throw the quote count ({QUOTE_COUNT}) in as many quotes as I can because i had to spend 2 seconds making it :3",
+        "Please check out <a href='https://yt.violets-purgatory.dev'>Univerter</a>!",
+        "Please check out <a href='https://codeberg.org/Bingus_Violet/SteamRPC'>SteamRPC</a>! (Linux only)",
+        "Please check out <a href='https://api.violets-purgatory.dev'>the api for this site</a> :3",
+        "Please check out the <a href='https://beta.violets-purgatory.dev'>beta</a>!",
+        "Simpletube? Hah, I hardly remember her... its been a long time hasn't it... Maybe i'll return to it one day soon...",
+        "Okay I <em>REALLY</em> need an image cache :/"
     ],
 
     "thumborInstances": [
diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
index 27d32b8..79a66be 100644
--- a/index.js
+++ b/index.js
@@ -279,7 +279,11 @@ function pageUpdate() {
 
     html = html.replace("{THUMBOR}", getThumbor())
 
-    html = html.replace("{RANDOM_QUOTE}", randomQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomQuotes.length)])
+    var quote = randomQuotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomQuotes.length)]
+    
+    quote = quote.replace("{QUOTE_COUNT}", randomQuotes.length)
+
+    html = html.replace("{RANDOM_QUOTE}", quote)
 
     if (process.env.BRANCH == "dev") {
         html = html.replace("{OPPOSITE_URL}", "www")