diff --git a/constants.json b/constants.json
index db6f4c1..0ae64ea 100644
--- a/constants.json
+++ b/constants.json
@@ -19,22 +19,38 @@
     },
     "quotes": [
         "These birds are Pissing me off... I'm the original        Starwalker",
+        "The developer the city did not want nor need",
         "Congratulations Nick, Enjoy your Dota.",
-        "If you dont convert your HTML to JSON and then back to HTML did you even really make a website???",
-        "Happy 2015!",
+        "Can we go back to Skype already",
+        "I keep forgetting I have a Matrix",
+        "Pregeneration! Page Pregeneration! It's here! Yippee!!!",
+        "Can you even call this highlighting anymore it does like 300 other things now",
+        "If you dont convert your HTML to JSON and then back to HTML did you even really make a Server-Side renderer???",
+        "I finally know what SSR means. Yeah that. I made one of those (I think).",
+        "The optimization update: coming out in January 2068!",
+        "Now with... <em>bleh...</em> JQuery...",
+        "Louis do NOT make a server side renderer. Worst mistake of my life.",
+        "Univerter Supremacy",
+        "Univerter update: Coming. someday. some year. :)",
+        "IT'S 2015!!!",
         "Can't believe we got Javascript on Violet's Purgatory before GTA6",
+        "Vocal percussion on a whole nother level, coming from my mind",
+        "Rock and stone!",
+        "ENOUGH about the mushrooms! We all know it's a mushroom! We get it!",
+        "Yes, yes, we're rich. Time to get a move on, I got management breathing down my neck here!",
+        "STOP IT! NOW!",
+        "Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.",
+        "If I describe this website's server code to a employer they'd be impressed, but then if I showed it to them I'd be put on a blacklist",
+        "I am placing blocks and shit cuz im in fucking Minecraft!!",
         "I hope you know every time I add a new quote I have a stroke making sure it shows up right because I have to gamble continously to get it to show up",
+        "Fun fact: The opening animation was the first thing I made in this rewrite. It has been 99% unchanged.",
         "The background during the opening animation looks very wrong on Chromium, but its fine on Firefox... oops!",
+        "Donation software working? As a minor? I'll keep dreaming...",
         "I should add a chance for there to not be a quote here just to screw with people",
-        "Did you know on the 10th, 20th, and 30th of every month it rains? Wow!",
-        "Mercenary Risk of Rain &lt;3",
-        "This font pleases me but I wish I could make hearts. &lt;. Look at that thing. Hideous.",
-        "Teto",
         ""
     ],
     "titles": [
-        "The Developer Of All Time",
-        "#1 NA Mercenary RoR2 main"
+        "World's Worst Developer"
     ],
     "thumborInstances": [
         "https://thumbor-production-0e82.up.railway.app/",
@@ -121,7 +137,6 @@
         {
             "words": [
                 "Forgejo",
-                "Firefox",
                 "HTML",
                 ".html",
                 "Shortcat",
@@ -294,9 +309,7 @@
         },
         {
             "words": [
-                "Risk of Rain 2",
-                "RoR2",
-                "Chromium"
+                "Risk of Rain 2"
             ],
             "color": "rgb(150, 220, 255)",
             "caseInsensitive": true
diff --git a/static/index.html b/static/index.html
index afac244..dd9c60e 100644
--- a/static/index.html
+++ b/static/index.html
@@ -36,8 +36,7 @@
         <p>Make sure to check out this project on <a href="https://git.violets-purgatory.dev/bingus_violet/violets-purgatory">Forgejo</a>!</p>
         <hr>
         <div id="card">
-            <h1>{Violet}</h1>
-            <p class="small">{RANDOM_TITLE}</p>
+            <h2>{Violet}</h2>
             <div style="display: flex; justify-content: center; align-items: center;">
                 <div style="width: 50%;">
                     <img draggable="false" src="https://api.violets-purgatory.dev/v1/pfp?width=256&height=256" class="pfp">
@@ -106,8 +105,7 @@
         <hr>
         <h2>Credits</h2>
         <ul>
-            <li>New favicon by <a href="https://x.com/sandyisnumber1">Miley!! (@sandyisnumber1)</a> on Twitter</li>
-            <li><a href="https://github.com/fabiospampinato/cash">cash.js</a> on Github (Saving my sanity)</li>
+            <li>New favicon created by <a href="https://x.com/sandyisnumber1">Miley!! (@sandyisnumber1)</a> on Twitter</li>
         </ul>
         
         {PATH_STATS}
diff --git a/static/root.css b/static/root.css
index be50636..c070e46 100644
--- a/static/root.css
+++ b/static/root.css
@@ -7,13 +7,6 @@ body {
     animation: hideContent 1s;
 }
 
-.small {
-    padding: 0;
-    margin: 0;
-    color: darkgray;
-    filter: contrast(0.75)
-}
-
 .mainTitle {
     font-size: min(calc(2rem + 2vw), 3rem);
     display: block;