diff --git a/constants.json b/constants.json
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--- a/constants.json
+++ b/constants.json
@@ -32,9 +32,13 @@
         "Louis do NOT make a server side renderer. Worst mistake of my life.",
         "Univerter Supremacy",
         "Univerter update: Coming. someday. some year. :)",
-        "<a href='https://youtu.be/O3AlP6FtPw4?t=3'>IT'S 2015!!!</a>",
-        "<a href='https://youtu.be/O3AlP6FtPw4?t=620'>I'm throwin SNOWBALLS atcha...</a>",
-        "Can't believe we got Javascript on Violet's Purgatory before GTA6"
+        "IT'S 2015!!!",
+        "Can't believe we got Javascript on Violet's Purgatory before GTA6",
+        "Vocal percussion on a whole nother level, coming from my mind",
+        "Rock and stone!",
+        "ENOUGH about the mushrooms! We all know it's a mushroom! We get it!",
+        "Yes, yes, we're rich. Time to get a move on, I got management breathing down my neck here!",
+        "STOP IT! NOW!"
     ],
     "titles": [
         "World's Worst Developer"