diff --git a/config.json b/config.json
index 19bb8a0..1412fee 100644
--- a/config.json
+++ b/config.json
@@ -26,23 +26,16 @@
         "Your friendly neighborhood queer",
         "I hate javascript!!!",
         "Don't fuck with this senator!",
-        "Crazy? I was crazy once!",
         "Happy 400 commits!",
-        "Also try <a href='https://lunasother.nl'>lunasother.nl</a> :3",
         "Play Cave Story!",
         "Cave Story+ Sucks!",
         "World's Worst Developer",
-        "Remember when I used to call myself a 'Game Developer'?",
         "Bored",
-        "Did you know there are currently {QUOTE_COUNT} quotes?",
-        "I seriously need to optimize this site <br> I guess there's always worse, though...",
         "IMAGE CACHING!!! THE IMAGE CACHING IS REAL!!!!",
-        "You had a 1/{QUOTE_COUNT} chance in getting this quote. Same with any other quote, I guess :|",
         "Is sharing your IP <em>reallyy</em> that bad?",
         "The worst git user to exist",
-        "This idiot has no idea how branches work",
+        "no idea how branches work",
         "Their ass is NOT listening",
-        "I think {QUOTE_COUNT} is enough quotes at this point...",
         "These birds are Pissing me off... I'm the original &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Starwalker"
     ],
     "titles": [