"Fun fact: The quote at my bottom is <em>actually</em> my discord status :/",
"World's Worst Developer",
"Remember when I used to call myself a 'Game Developer'?",
"Why are arrays and dictionaries in JSON files way more strict than in Javascript?? <br> No like seriously why cant I use quotes instead of quotation marks :/",
"Bored",
"This website is way too empty T^T",
"Did you know there are currently {QUOTE_COUNT} quotes?"