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With a thousand percent." + ] + }, + { + "type": "random", + "keywords": [ + ["teto"], + ["sorry", "my bad", "apologies", "forgive"] + ], + "replies": [ + "None is forgiven. You will all pay for your sins one day.", + "I'll think about it." + ] + }, + { + "type": "random", + "keywords": [ + ["teto"], + ["card", "credit", "debit", "social", "security", "phone"], + ["number", "digits"] + ], + "replies": [ + () => { + var numbers = [] + for (var i = 0; i < 4; i++) { + numbers.push(Math.floor(Math.random() * 9999).toString().padStart(4, '0')) + } + return `It's ${numbers.join("-")}, or something!` + } + ] + }, + { + "type": "random", + "keywords": [ + ["teto"], + ["thank"] + ], + "replies": [ + ":tetothumbs:", + "Your welcome!!!", + "Anytime!!!" + ] + }, + { + "type": "random", + "keywords": [ + ["teto"], + ["do", "finish", "complete"], + ["work", "school"] + ], + "replies": [ + "Absolutely not.", + "No.", + "Never.", + "Die in a fire." + ] + }, + { + "type": "random", + "keywords": [ + ["teto"], + ["why"] + ], + "replies": [ + "Because!", + "Because I'm the adult here AND THAT'S FINAL!!! >:(", + "You'll understand when your older!!" + ] + }, + { + "type": "random", + "keywords": [ + ["teto"], + ["feel", "thoughts", "how", "opinion"], + ["miku", "hatsune"] + ], + "replies": [ + "Hatsune who? I don't know who your talking about, I guess you could say she wasn't TOO MESMERIZABLE!!!" + ] + } +] + +let allTrue = arr => arr.every(v => v === true) +var rndArray = (arr) => { + var numb = Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length) + return arr[numb] +} + +module.exports = { + "message": (message) => { + var content = message.content.toLowerCase() + for (var i in responses) { + var response = responses[i] + var conditions = Array(response.keywords.length).fill(false) + for (var y in response.keywords) { + for (var x in response.keywords[y]) { + var keyword = response.keywords[y][x] + + if (content.includes(keyword)) conditions[y] = true; + } + } + + if (allTrue(conditions)) { + if (response.type == "random") { + var reply = rndArray(response.replies) + if (typeof reply == 'function') { + reply = reply(message) + } + message.reply(reply) + } + } + } + } +} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/communicator.js b/communicator.js new file mode 100644 index 0000000..71d3117 --- /dev/null +++ b/communicator.js @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +const bot = require("./bot") + +const { Client, Events, GatewayIntentBits } = require("discord.js") +const token = process.env.BOT_TOKEN + +const client = new Client({ intents: [ + GatewayIntentBits.Guilds, + GatewayIntentBits.GuildMessages, + GatewayIntentBits.MessageContent +] }) + +client.once(Events.ClientReady, readyClient => { + console.log("Tetobot is ready! Logged in as " + readyClient.user.tag) +}) + +client.on(Events.MessageCreate, message => { + if (message.author != client.id) { + bot.message(message) + } +}) + +client.login(token) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/index.js b/index.js new file mode 100644 index 0000000..60cbde3 --- /dev/null +++ b/index.js @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +require("./initialize") +require("./bot") +require("./communicator") \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/initialize.js b/initialize.js new file mode 100644 index 0000000..af5b146 --- /dev/null +++ b/initialize.js @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +var token = process.env.BOT_TOKEN + +if (!token) { + console.error("Error: You must define a bot token! 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