Shitty-IP-grabber/index.js

const express = require("express")

const PORT = process.env.PORT || 8080

var app = express()

app.listen(PORT, () => {
    console.log("Shit ass dumb ip grabber is on port " + PORT)
})

app.use

app.get("*", (req, res) => {
    var IP = req.headers['x-forwarded-for'] || req.connection.remoteAddress
    var IPtext = "This motherfucker's IP is " + IP
    console.log(IPtext)
    res.send(IPtext + ", probably!")
})